The ultimate guitar awaits, for those brave enough to wield it. This 1 of 1 Distinctive Guitar exclusive is just waiting for the right player to take it home. The Slaboblaster FG is a single cut offset that is a masterwork of luthiery. Every cut and contour is perfectly placed to optimize functionality and playability. And lets be honest, $4122 is a steal for a guitar as beautiful as this.
This brand new-ish offset features a one piece slab Mahogany body and slab bolt-on Mahogany neck with seamless putty work. You won't even know it's there...as long as you don't look at it. The master grade Ebony (probably) fingerboard is nice and sharp on the edges to make sure your riffs cut through any mix...or hand. The 3 single coils don't mess around, they rip! Don't worry about grounding issues here. There is none! This helps deliver the purest of tones from these unique and unpredictable pickups. "Does it hum", you might ask? Like no other! Who needs a distortion pedal when your pickups can handle that themselves? A revolutionary square shaped carve on the neck adds loads of sustain while the headstock is a completely new design inspired by nature. No truss rod means the setup will evolve perfectly from season to season. From nice high action in the warm months to even HIGHER action in the winter months. Who's ready to play slide? Hopefully, not you because it can't even do that. The string through wrap around bridge says farewell to all that intonation nonsense. This is a pure rock machine! Ingenious switch and jack placement keeps everything nice and tight. This layout lets you switch pickups with ease even when you don't mean to. If you thought your knob and input jack couldn't be more in the way, think again.
Don't get fooled by the imitations and don't waste your time trying to find something better. Grab the one instrument that can't be replicated today, the Slaboblaster FG.
Model: Slaboblaster FG
Body Wood: Mahogany
Finish Color: Wood
Aging Level: About 12 years
Neck Wood: Mahogany-4 piece, not the way you think
Fingerboard Wood: Ebony (maybe)
Neck Finish: Gloss
Scale Length: Let's call it 25"
Neck Shape: Medium Square
Neck Dimensions: Yes
Fingerboard Radius: It's flat...
Nut Width: 1 12/16"
Inlays: Pros don't need em
Hardware Color: Chrome
Tuners: The wrong ones...
Bridge: Unwrapped wrap around, for the action
Neck Pickup: Single Coil
Middle Pickup: Single Coil
Bridge Pickup: Single Coil
Knobs: Volume, more like on/off
Switching: 3 way
Extra Controls: Transparent ungrounded tone
Strings: They feel like 10s
Case: We can throw in a gigbag
Condition: Mint, this is the best its ever looked